What Do People Do With This Big Paper???

I am asked this question so often that it is starting to lose its allure. I have several snappy answers at hand (not all are suitable for printing) but I often say that it depends on who you ask. Every unique one of you does something just a bit different with your paper. So, here is what I am proposing: I would like for you to leave a comment that tells me a thing or two about what you are doing with all that luscious paper (taking it out and petting it occasionally does not count - well, it counts but I am hoping for something that will make sense to the uninitiated...they can discover the joys of fondling on their own). In return, I will randomly select a name from the comment list and send that person a treat. How does that sound?